"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever." — Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.