"A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting." — Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.