"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had bot..." — Jay Leno

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.