"If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy." — Jay Leno

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.