"It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time." — Jeff Foxworthy

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.