“I'm not one aspect of the human experience - none of us is.” — Jennifer Aniston

People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.