“Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.” — Jennifer Aniston

People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.

I'm not one aspect of the human experience - none of us is.