“I've become totally hooked on Cellex-C. It's an anti-ageing serum and is fantast…” — Joan Collins

I'm a fiend for costume jewellery and have countless pairs of rhinestone or diamante earrings, which are so flattering when they catch the light. I love the designers Alexis Bittar and Kenneth Jay Lane, and I always go to jewellers Butler & Wilson.

Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people. When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous.

Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!