"My mother's brother became the undersecretary of the interior for Nixon, which did cause a little dr..." — John Waters

I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against.

Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?

I've been an art collector since the Sixties, and I kept it very separate from my showbusiness career. I've had art shows since the early Nineties, a museum show that travelled to four countries. I've had three or four art books; it's just another way I have to tell stories.

My father was horrified by my movies, yet he lent me the money to make the early ones. And I paid him back with interest.