“Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and …” — Johnny Vegas

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'