Johnny Vegas

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!'

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery.