"If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost specta..." — Josh Billings

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.