"It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him." — Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.