"It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it." — Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.