"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to sa..." — Lenny Bruce

Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.

I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.