"Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, fril..." — Lenny Bruce

I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.