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"No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still tho..." — Lewis Black

No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.
Lewis Black
Lewis Black Comedian • American
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