"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting..." — Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.