"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist." — Mark Twain

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.