"The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too lit..." — Mark Twain

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.