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"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfwa..." — Mitch Hedberg

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
Mitch Hedberg
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