“I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my ac…” — Nikki Glaser

I always told my parents, 'Just give me till I'm 27 to do comedy, to make it'.

I don't feel the same pressure to be perfect up there that I did in the beginning.

I started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked.

College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.