Author Profile
Nikki Glaser
1984 • American • Comedian
62
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Showing 62 quotesI started out splitting my time between the Kansas City and St. Louis comedy scenes, which both had bluer sensibilities than other cities that I've worked.— Nikki Glaser
I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on.— Nikki Glaser
College is good discipline. That's what I learned there: pull an all-nighter, get it done, and get an A. I'm the biggest procrastinator, and I learned how to be an efficient procrastinator.— Nikki Glaser
A college degree was very important for them; it wasn't for me. So I picked English because I'm fluent. I thought it would be the easiest to do.— Nikki Glaser
I knew what I wanted to do, so I was constantly working on material once I got to KU.— Nikki Glaser
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.— Nikki Glaser
A lot of being a woman in this business is about how you look... That's not why we're even in this business; that's not what people want from us. We're valuable because we're funny and because we have a voice and a point of view.— Nikki Glaser
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried about how we looked, and so was the network.— Nikki Glaser
All my life - middle school, high school - I've always been worried what are people going to think.— Nikki Glaser
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my life than from my fellow female comedians. I attribute much of my success to some of them.— Nikki Glaser
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled.— Nikki Glaser
People are just so insensitive because they're ignorant; they don't understand, so they're scared of what they're ignorant of.— Nikki Glaser