"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them." — Ogden Nash

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.