Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
