"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat." — Ogden Nash

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.