"We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!" — Penn Jillette

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.