"Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment." — Penn Jillette

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

We know what racist people look like. They don't deny it. They just don't!

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.