"Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audien..." — Pete Holmes

If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.

Life is temporary. We die one day. Live it up!

Dorks are not exempt from bad behaviour.

Sometimes I liken the comedian's lifestyle a little bit to a firefighter's in the sense that there's a lot of waiting and a lot of nothingness. And then there are moments of urgent firefighting.