Pete Holmes

Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release.

If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.

Life is temporary. We die one day. Live it up!

Dorks are not exempt from bad behaviour.

Sometimes I liken the comedian's lifestyle a little bit to a firefighter's in the sense that there's a lot of waiting and a lot of nothingness. And then there are moments of urgent firefighting.

Yeah, I had a talk show canceled. Okay, let's go back to the list of people who had talk shows canceled. Johnny Carson had his first talk show canceled. Jon Stewart. Letterman. Conan O'Brien, if you look at 'The Tonight Show' as a show that got canceled.