Author Profile
Pete Holmes
1979 • American • Comedian
65
Total Quotes
Collected Meditations
Showing 65 quotesGood comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is getting that release.— Pete Holmes
If I open a Batman book, and he doesn't look right, I can't do it. It has so much to do with the art.— Pete Holmes
Sometimes I liken the comedian's lifestyle a little bit to a firefighter's in the sense that there's a lot of waiting and a lot of nothingness. And then there are moments of urgent firefighting.— Pete Holmes
Yeah, I had a talk show canceled. Okay, let's go back to the list of people who had talk shows canceled. Johnny Carson had his first talk show canceled. Jon Stewart. Letterman. Conan O'Brien, if you look at 'The Tonight Show' as a show that got canceled.— Pete Holmes
I'm not going to have the TV personality and be like, 'There's no bitterness. There's no ugliness.' There's bitterness. There's ugliness. There's pain. There's greed. There's malice, and there's hurt. That's all good stuff for any kind of art. I'm not necessarily feeding that side of myself, and I try not to encourage it too much.— Pete Holmes
In real life, T. J. Miller is one of my best friends, and I'll maybe see him for two or three days in a row, and then I won't see him for four months. That's just how our lives are.— Pete Holmes
I'll admit that I'm self-centered - all of us are - but I can also be external and giving and listening and empathetic and all that sort of stuff.— Pete Holmes
Losing your faith is an essential part of having a three-dimensional, vivid, vibrant faith.— Pete Holmes
I think 'everything sucks' is too often leaned upon as a comedic stance. It's a really easy and pretty weak perspective.— Pete Holmes
When you slide into television, no one tells you exactly how manage expectations and work with your staff.— Pete Holmes
I needed to let go of the idea of a God who was mad at me for feeling how I was feeling. Now, I bask in an understanding of the divine that delights in truth and the complexities of the human experience - even when it's not very 'clean.'— Pete Holmes
I used to just want so badly to have afterlife insured and make sure I was going to heaven.— Pete Holmes