"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums." — Peter De Vries

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.