“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laug…” — Phyllis Diller

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.