"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost every..." — Richard Pryor

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.