"My friends called me 'Squirmin' Sherman' because I was so disgusting, of course." — Sarah Sherman

I have a deep, dark desire within me to be accepted by others. I also have the desire to make things that are insane. But the part of me that wants to make things that are insane still desperately needs people to like it.

I think a lot of people like to romanticize comedians being outsider romantic losers.

I have kind of a 'no' face. I don't have crazy-distinct features.

I think that you learn not to have any hopes that are too big when you're in comedy. You're just keeping your head down and working.