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"I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I'v..." — Steven Wright
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
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