“I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a r…” — Taylor Tomlinson

So much of religion is like, 'Well if you were praying about it, if you were good with God, that would fix everything.'

If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this money.

I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable.

I didn't have a dream college. After graduation, I attended Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, majoring in communication.