“Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed …” — Ted Nugent

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.