Ted Nugent

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

There's an absolute surety to the hands-on conservation lifestyle of hunting, fishing and trapping where you know you're going to consume today.

I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

It was psychobabbler Abraham Maslow who wrote of the phenomena of self-actualization. What Maslow failed to grasp is that reaching true self-actualization can only be ultimately achieved when you have your own brand of ammunition.