"My first job in L.A. was actually playing an employee in a Best Buy commercial, but I played a bad e..." — Timothy Simons

There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.

After school, I was planning to jump from regional theater to regional theater.

I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic.

I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world.