“I have a T-shirt which has a face on it and a pocket in the mouth and when you p…” — Tom Rosenthal

I've never had a proper job. I do jokes about not knowing the value of money, about having a famous dad.

Friday Night Dinner' is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it.

I played a lot of 'FIFA 97' and learned all the flags.