"I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs." — Trinny Woodall

I know I am not the worst-dressed person.

I went on Accutane, which is very strong. Your sebaceous glands dry up, you can't exercise, and you have very dry lips. But it was a miracle, and it worked.

I felt so unbelievably ugly for years.

I'd love to say fashion faux pas differ from country to country, but they don't.