Trinny Woodall

I know I am not the worst-dressed person.

I went on Accutane, which is very strong. Your sebaceous glands dry up, you can't exercise, and you have very dry lips. But it was a miracle, and it worked.

I felt so unbelievably ugly for years.

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs.

I'd love to say fashion faux pas differ from country to country, but they don't.

When I was 18, my mum gave me all the clothes she'd had made at the famous haute couture fashion label, House of Worth, in Paris. Of course, I eventually trashed them all.