“Free ponies for all Americans!” — Vermin Supreme

My own personal goal was always to beat Lyndon LaRouche.

I'm just a regular guy.

We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.

If I were to become a serial glitter-bomber, it would seriously impact my ability to get close enough to candidates to ask them a stupid question.