Vermin Supreme

My own personal goal was always to beat Lyndon LaRouche.

I'm just a regular guy.

We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.

If I were to become a serial glitter-bomber, it would seriously impact my ability to get close enough to candidates to ask them a stupid question.

I have been developing a set of iconographies, and the free ponies are indeed one of the more successful ones. The free ponies are used in a pejorative manner towards politicians and others that are promising free stuff.

Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.

The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will.

I would love to see everybody get a pony, don't get me wrong.

Free ponies for all Americans!

Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum.

As a rule, I feel more comfortable on the Republican slate.

When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've gotten older, and I'm more gray and more lines on my face, it has given me a lot more gravitas.

I've run as a Democrat, but I was not a Democrat. And when I ran as a Republican, I was not a Republican. I was just utilizing the New Hampshire primary as a vehicle to put forward my satirical critique of the system.

My personal view of the anarch-capitalists is that it's an oxymoron.

As a social anarchist, I believe that capitalism itself is an inherently exploitative hierarchical situation - you do have a boss, you do have somebody in charge.

I am a beacon of hope to a vast number of young people and others who are still disillusioned and disgusted with the system.

Tom Brady should be a heartbeat away from the presidency, and that heartbeat should be mine.

Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes.

The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are.

I'm a friendly fascist.