"If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable." — Will Rogers

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.