"Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong lin..." — Yakov Smirnoff

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.