“I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

I'm not a girl who sits home and knits, you know.