Funny

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

It's a funny old world.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.