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Adam Conover
American • Comedian
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Showing 60 quotesI don't claim to have all the answers; after all, I'm just a comedian who reads a lot.— Adam Conover
I can't think of another place other than TV where a five-person sketch comedy group could make a living.— Adam Conover
Millennials are always on their phones and it's running their lives, but you know who is also on their phones? Moms and Dads and also some dogs... everyone is on their phone all the time.— Adam Conover
I guess what's happened is that I've a little bit let go of the idea that we can reach everybody. Certain people... the informational world they live in, it's so distorted that it's hard to get through.— Adam Conover
I wanted to go to grad school in philosophy... Nobody was like, 'You should!' You know, they were all like, 'you could?'— Adam Conover
What people say about millennials is the same thing they've said about every generation: Younger people are obsessed with technology, and selfish, and they're lazy, and they live with their parents... Guess what? That's 'cause they're young people!— Adam Conover
Los Angeles is a rich city; California is a rich state; the United States is a rich country. The money is out there, and Los Angeles teachers are demanding that it be spent where it belongs, on our kids.— Adam Conover
If it weren't for the fellow union members and leaders who have my back, the barons of the TV industry would happily pay me a nickel a page and spend what would have been my residuals on more caviar to put in their infinity pools.— Adam Conover
Comics are regularly asked to perform for impossible rooms. They're called 'hell gigs.'— Adam Conover
No one who hired Siegfried & Roy was shocked when they brought a tiger onstage. So you shouldn't be shocked if you book a comedian and she points out that the emperor has no clothes.— Adam Conover
The journalistic and political classes are very eager to borrow the cultural authority of comedians when it suits them, sending out gala invitations and posing for photos in hopes that a bit of that edgy satirical shine will rub off on them.— Adam Conover
I find that a really restful, relaxing way to spend time on a plane is to listen to an audiobook while drawing.— Adam Conover
There is nothing better than getting to just dig in and seriously play a video game for a six-hour flight from New York to L.A.— Adam Conover
The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.— Adam Conover
Into the Breach' is a wonderful strategy game where you play that you are trying to stop an alien invasion. But of course, 'Zelda: Breath of the Wild' and 'Super Mario Odyssey' are just two of the most superlative games ever made, and so when I have time to completely lose myself in those, it's really, really a joy.— Adam Conover
It's only when you get towards the top that people start throwing you down a rope. It's like a law of nature, and it makes me think a lot about what my responsibility is to folks who are further down the hole where I was - how I can offer them help and how I can try to help change the structure of American society.— Adam Conover