Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.